Is your marketing worth it?
You're paying someone for marketing. You can't tell if it's working. Fair. They designed it that way. We'll read the fine print so you don't have to.
Our opinion about opinions
Most reviews exist to sell you a replacement. Ours exists to tell you the truth. Sometimes the truth is "your agency is doing fine, here is one thing to push on." Sometimes it isn't. Either way you'll know where your money went, and you won't need a glossary to find out.
This is for you if
- You spend real money on marketing every month and can't say what you got for it.
- Your reports are long, shiny and somehow answer nothing.
- You suspect you're being sold the same thing every quarter.
- You just want someone smart and on your side to look under the hood.
This is not
- A pitch in disguise. We won't hand you a "free audit" that turns into a proposal.
- A hit job on your current provider. Nobody gets blamed in public.
- A promise of guaranteed results. Nobody honest makes those.
- A legal or compliance audit.
What you get
A spending map
Every dollar, where it went, in plain English. Fees, ad spend, tools, extras.
Promised vs. delivered
What your contract says they'd do next to what they did.
Can you trust the numbers?
A straight read on how reliable the measurement is, and where it's guessing.
3 to 5 real opportunities
Ranked by what's likely to matter to your business, not by what's fun to sell.
Keep. Change. Stop.
A clear call on each piece of what you're paying for.
A 45 minute readout
With a human. You ask questions. We answer them like normal people.
How it works
Talk to a human
A short call about your business, your goals and what's bugging you.
Hand us the paperwork
Contracts, invoices, reports, and access to what you're comfortable sharing. Nothing happens without your say-so.
We dig
We compare what was promised to what happened, and flag what we can't verify.
You get the readout
Plain English. Real recommendations. Your call on what's next.
Fair questions
Will you tell me to fire my agency?
Only if the facts say so, and even then it's your decision. Plenty of the time the answer is "keep them, but change this."
Do I have to hire you afterwards?
No. The review stands on its own. If you want help fixing what we found, we'll talk. If you don't, you keep the report and walk away happy.
What if my numbers are a mess?
Then we tell you that, and what to fix first. Messy tracking is one of the most common findings, and not a reason to be embarrassed.
Is my information safe?
We only ask for what we need, we keep it private, and we don't share it. See our privacy page.
