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Marketing, finally Handled.
You run the business. We run the marketing: strategy, content, ads, and a plain-English report every month. One accountable human. Zero jargon.
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Fluent in jargon. Allergic to it.
Tap any agency phrase and we'll tell you what they actually meant.
We speak Business. Not agency.
Most agencies make you learn their language before you can tell if they're any good. We flip it. You don't need to learn ours. We learn yours.
you didn't start a business to become a marketer.
Small business marketing shouldn't be a second job.
You already have one. We keep the marketing moving, the work accountable, and the reports readable.
What's eating your time?
Your move: The Second Opinion
We read the contract, the invoices and the reports, and tell you in plain English where the money went and whether it's working. What you do next is your call.
Get a second opinionYour move: constant. Managed
We take marketing off your plate every month: strategy, content, campaigns and reports, with one person accountable. You go run your business.
Talk to a humanYour move: constant. Projects
A defined fix for a defined problem: brand, website, campaign or automation. We scope it, build it, hand it over, and tie the loose ends together.
Scope a projectYour move: The Dictionary
Fair. Go read the Agency Bullsh*t Dictionary. Every joke comes with the real definition, so you leave smarter and slightly angrier.
Open the dictionaryThe Agency Bullsh*t Dictionary
The jokes are jokes. The definitions underneath are real. Hit the button.
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ROI = Ran Out of Ideas
Return on investment. What came back compared to what you spent, shown every month in dollars, not vibes.
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KPI = Keep Paying Invoices
Key performance indicator. The handful of numbers that tell you if it is working, picked with you based on your business.
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SEO = Something Expensive, Obviously
Search engine optimization. Making it easy for people already looking for what you do to find you on Google.
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CTR = Can't Tell Results
Click-through rate. Out of everyone who saw it, how many clicked. Useful only if clicks turn into customers.
Off your plate
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Brand & positioning
Who you are, who you are for, and how to say it so people get it in five seconds.
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Content & social
The posts, emails and pages that keep you visible, written in your voice, not ours.
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Website & search
A site that loads fast, says the right thing, and shows up when people go looking.
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Campaigns & ads
Paid and organic pushes with a clear goal, a clear budget, and a clear answer on how it went.
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Systems & automation
The follow-ups, handoffs and busywork that should run themselves. Humans stay in charge.
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Plain-English reports
What we did, what happened, what we learned, what is next. No decoder ring.
The monthly report, in four lines
Four straight answers.
- Where did the money go? The moneyFees, ad spend, tools. Line by line.
- What happened? The resultsLeads, calls, customers. Real business stuff.
- What did we learn? The lessonsWhat worked, what didn't, and how sure we are.
- What's next? The planA named owner and a date. Every item.
no decoder ring required.
See how reports workRun by a human. Not a committee.
Meet Jay → Constant is run by Jay Corey. Navy vet, serial entrepreneur, ADDY winner, doing this since 2018. He spent years running Constant like a polite, beige agency, got bored to death, and tore the whole thing up. What's left is the part that works. When you call, he picks up. Seriously. Try it. Meet Jay.
- 2018Founded
- 10+Businesses built
- ADDYAward winner
- 0Committees
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The Second Opinion
Not sure your marketing is worth what you pay? We review it independently and give you the plain-English answer. What you do next is your call.
Get a second opinion -
constant. Managed
We run your marketing every month. One accountable human, a clear plan, and four straight answers on every report.
Talk to a human -
constant. Projects
One problem, one scope. Brand, website, campaign or automation, built and handed over.
Scope a project
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